In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.
The lorax is a prophecy
When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”
After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”
Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”
She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”
After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”
She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.
I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
might as well
its never not a good time for this video
…..you…..you found it
can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before
What am i watching
What is this
Who is this
WHY is this
someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
I’m scared no one will love me.
I’m scared someone will love and then see me sad or angry or naked or tired and then stop.
The Battle Frontier is a terrifying place
somebody asked for an ebony dark’ness etc pone and i felt compelled to make that happen (dont even act like she wouldnt be some batpony alicorn type thing„,)
- We’re gonna dirty ice it
- This is my brother in law, Joey
- I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
- What a great reaction
Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.
I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!
got me feelin so aroused
we are groot
hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today