Chello. My name is Benji, and some may know me as Chuman. I love corgis, roleplaying cats, homestuck, adventure time, mlp, pokemon, ghosts, madoka magica, feminist stuffs, trans stuffs, and many, many other things. There will be NSFW stuffs. 22/queer with male pronouns/panromantic/gray asexual/poly <3 I'd love to talk with anyone. My skype is projection8animus.  

inimicaldolly:

artemuscainpotato:

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

When I worked at a movie theater. A woman bought her stuff at the concession stand on one of those days that had a lot of people at the theater, but it wasn’t “busy”

After finishing the transaction she said “If you don’t mind me asking, are you familiar with The Bible?”

Without wishing to offend and get myself another write up I said “Yes, but not as much as I should.”

She smiled and said “In the book of revelations it says the end times will come when every man has a number given to them and water is sold and bought. Kind of like bottled water and Social Security and Credit cards.”

After some seconds I absentmindedly asked “Well… should we not do things like that?”

She shrugged. “It’s prophecy. No use trying to go against it.” She then wished me well and went on her way.

I didn’t sleep well for the next few weeks.

oh

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

mooncalfe:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

might as well

toby-infinity:

thesmellofgreen:

laughterkey:

milesofastora:

vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

…..you…..you found it

Classic

can you believe there are people who haven’t seen this video before

What am i watching

What is this
Who is this

WHY is this

bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

I’m scared no one will love me.

I’m scared someone will love and then see me sad or angry or naked or tired and then stop.

zubious:

pitchimperator:

southpauz:

The Battle Frontier is a terrifying place

Omg

THAT SKIPLOOM

100soft:

Dancing Baby Groot!

frenchfrycoolguy:

somebody asked for an ebony dark’ness etc pone and i felt compelled to make that happen (dont even act like she wouldnt be some batpony alicorn type thing„,)

goffik

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction

face-down-asgard-up:

dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:

beyoncegifts:

buckysexual:

maskedfangirl:

marvelcolm:

Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!

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got me feelin so aroused

fucking shit

important

we are groot

earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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krystal-cage:

This are so cute I’m fucking squealing!

dav-19 (on deviantart) [x]